1. Recent Boyfriend Conversation

              

    “Why are you always smelling my armpits?? What’s wrong with you?”

    “I think it’s funny when you smell your armpits. Do it.”

    I oblige him and he laughs hysterically.

    “You know what I think would be funny?”

    “What?”

    “If I put some of this Orajel on your penis and then you tried to pee.” 

  2. RIBS (Taken with instagram)

    RIBS (Taken with instagram)

  3. Little too matchy matchy today (Taken with instagram)

    Little too matchy matchy today (Taken with instagram)

  4. Mini martini, coconut cupcakes, truffles, pulled pork slider, and a margarita with seasoned salt to celebrate Cinco de Mayo at Island Divine.

    Mini martini, coconut cupcakes, truffles, pulled pork slider, and a margarita with seasoned salt to celebrate Cinco de Mayo at Island Divine.

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