Sprinkles Ice Cream →
(photo via Sprinkles Ice Cream) Sprinkles…ice cream? When food is good, I become violent. This sounds so good, it makes me want to run around in circles screaming and breaking things.
I Work Out
As you probably already know, I don’t exercise that often. When I do, I have a specific gage/meausrement that I use to measure whether or not I am working hard enough: boob sweat. For some reason, that seems like the perfect way to make sure I’m working out hard enough. Boobs aren’t sweaty? Work harder.
For all that I ate over the weekend, and I ate a shit ton, I only gained .2 lbs!...– Alexis, my friend who farts